Tuesday, 30 September 2025

Eyebrows

Eyebrows, Oh eyebrows,

you sit on my face.

You clutch my visage

in your kindly embrace.

You’re ever dependable,

loyal and true,

although I confess

I don’t know what you do. 


Eyebrows, Oh eyebrows,

a present from God – 

without you one’s mug

is ineffably odd.

Like two caterpillars

you’re covered in hair. 

This poem’s to tell you

I’m glad that you’re there.


Joshua Seigal


[inspired by the main man Jack Prelutsky]

Wednesday, 24 September 2025

Poem for Warren Mead Primary School, Surrey

I spent Monday working with the wonderful pupils of Warren Mead Primary School in Banstead, Surrey. I worked with each class, from Nursery right up to Year 6, where we gathered ideas for a school poem to display in their brand new library. I had such fun, and it was a real honour and privilege to be invited to do this. Here, then, is the poem I (or I should say 'we') came up with.

What We’re Made Of


for Warren Mead School


Challenges faced and overcome

A brand new word, a difficult sum

A friendly face when we’re feeling glum – 

That’s what we are made of. 


Incredible teachers, inspiring art

Kinship and honesty straight from the heart

A community, everyone doing their part – 

That’s what we are made of. 


Excellence, courage and kindness too

Picking up litter along with the crew

Playtime pals for me and you – 

That’s what we are made of. 


A wake up alarm and a trip on the bus

An ABC and a – and +

Ready, Respectful, Safe, that’s us

Yes these are the things we are made of! 


By Joshua Seigal, with help and input from the pupils at Warren Mead 


Wednesday, 17 September 2025

When Dad Watched Football

He shouts and pouts and kicks the cat.

He chucks things at the wall.

He groans with indignation

and he can’t calm down at all. 


He spills his drink and swears at Mum.

He points and jabs and screams.

His face goes red. I’m filled with dread

as Dad berates the teams.


He moans and he gesticulates

with patience wearing thin.

It’s really quite the spectacle…

and that’s just when we win.


Joshua Seigal


Monday, 15 September 2025

Wet Play

It’s ever so boring.

No chance for exploring.


It’s raining and pouring – 

I’m paining and roaring.


Joshua Seigal





Saturday, 13 September 2025

THE NEWS

Mon: interview with Farage Tue: interview with Farage Wed: interview with Farage Thur: interview with Farage Fri: interview with Farage Sat: interview with Farage Sun: What’s Behind the Rise of Reform?!

Tuesday, 9 September 2025

Green Bin

The council website keeps crashing.

No one can agree on whose job it is to pay.

Only robots are picking up the phone.


And so the green bin squats in the driveway –

bloated, stinking. And the bluebottles

congregate round it, pilgrims in frantic prayer.


Joshua Seigal