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Saturday, 25 February 2023

two very short poems

JOHN MOTSON, RIP

Motty,
You will not be
Forgotty

[Legendary football commentator John Motson dies]


TURNIP: AN ACROSTIC

Totally
Unfit
Rabble
Now
In
Power

[Ghoulish Tory MP Therese Coffey suggests we should all respond to Brexit food shortages by eating turnips, like the peasants we are]