The Conservative government is currently mired in corruption, inadequacy and misplaced values. Firstly Boris Johnson is facing tough questions on the refurbishment of his abode. Thus:
FLAT
Having been
steamrollered
by cronyism
incompetence
inadequacy
and failure
I think it's
fair to say
Boris Johnson's flat.
These cretins also want to spunk much wonga on a new boat for her madge. I don't like this idea. Hence:
YACHT
I am nacht
Too hacht
On the Royal yacht;
I dislike the idea
A lacht.
Up the workers! Solidarity!
