UNLIKELY THINGS TO SAY (ONLY ONE OF WHICH IS TRUE)
I hope I get a driving ban
I want to date my great-great-gran
I’m really quite the Nickelback fan
I wish I lived on the Isle of Man
I’ll swap my E-Type for a van
I’ll bash myself with a frying pan
I need to join the Ku Klux Klan
I wish I lived on the Isle of Man
Sod Coco Pops, I love All-Bran
I like to eat from the garbage can
Let’s add some dog turds to that flan
I wish I lived on the Isle of Man...
