OPERATION: LOOK OVER THERE
Look over there! It’s a migrant!
He’s trying to enter our land!
And look over there!
It’s the BBC!
Things truly have got out of hand.
Look over there! It’s Sir Kier!
He once had a beer at his desk!
And look over there!
It’s some junior aide!
The cut of his jib is grotesque.
Look over there! It’s a paper
on ‘Levelling Up’, and it's white!
And look over there!
It's some unemployed wretch
whose presence round here is a blight.
Look over there! In the distance!
Keep looking, and don’t make a fuss.
Yes, look over there!
Or in fact anywhere
just as long as it isn’t at us...
