I’m waiting for my darling
while she goes and sits her test.
She’s spent all year preparing
and I hope she does her best.
She’s always been my baby
and my nerves are getting frayed.
I really hope she passes.
I’ve petitioned and I’ve prayed.
I’m trying to be mindful,
yes I’m trying to keep cool.
I hope that she will do me proud
and not end up a fool.
They told me when I left her
she’d be done by half past three...
I can’t stand waiting for my car
to have its MOT.