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Tuesday 27 October 2020

TWO LIMERICKS ON FREE SCHOOL MEALS (OR LACK THEREOF)

 FEED THYSELF


When hunkering down in your house

Just dine on some lobster and grouse

And if you’re unable

To stock up your table

I simply don’t care. I’m a louse. 



TORY ADVICE


Avoid seeming stony and callous

Put sweetness of heart over malice

Just toddle down straight

To your wrought-iron gate

And throw crumbs to the plebs from your palace