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Wednesday, 7 October 2020

RETRAINING (for Rishi Sunak)

The poet retrained as a carpenter

but his words became wooden


The poet retrained as a gardener

but his verses wouldn’t bloom


The poet retained as an athlete

but he couldn’t run with it


The poet retrained as a pilot

but the idea wouldn’t fly


The poet retrained as a train driver

but he went off the rails


The poet retrained as a banker

but was left counting the cost


The poet retrained as a grave worker

but he couldn't dig it


So the poet retrained as a politician

and became a wanker.




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