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Tuesday 11 August 2020

WHEN THE WIFE'S AWAY

He gives some classic tunes a spin.

He pours himself another gin.

He hauls his feet up with a grin

when the wife’s away.


He hunkers deep within his cave.

He doesn’t shower, doesn’t shave.

He heats stuff in the microwave

when the wife’s away. 


He farts and burps and has a smoke.

He’s quite the simple, happy bloke

enjoying freedom from the yoke

when the wife’s away.


But deep within the still of night

the starry silence starts to bite. 

He grabs his pillow, hugs it tight

when the wife’s away.