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Tuesday 7 May 2019

DON'T WASH MY BLANKET!

So what if it stinks
like a block of old cheese?
So what if it’s snotty
and tattered and grey?
I like the odd blotches
of cold mushy peas!
Don’t wash my blanket today.

So what if it pongs
like a baby’s used nappy?
So what if its edges
are worn out and frayed?
Its pungent aroma
leaves me feeling happy!
Don’t wash my blanket today.

So what if it’s putrid?
So what if it’s yucky?
So what if it smells
like the cat’s litter tray?
So what if it’s mangled
and monstrously mucky?
Don’t wash my blanket, OK!