PIGEONS - fun performance poetry idea

Here is a poem that I think would work really well in performance, lending itself to multiple voices and actions. It is pretty silly, containing as it does the 'P' word. I am not one of those poets who is content with getting cheap, scatological laughs from children, but every once in a while it can surely be a bit of fun. Like eating junk food I guess. Anyway, here goes. Get kids into groups and challenge them to come up with a funny, creative performance:

Pigeons!

Pigeons! on the pavement

Pigeons! in the sky

Pigeons! in the garden

Pigeons! going by

Pigeons! flapping wings and

Pigeons! pecking bread

Pigeons! in conspiracy

Pigeons! overhead

Wherever you go

and whatever you do,

better watch out

it’s PIGEON POO!

Pigeons! on the street and

Pigeons! in the square

Pigeons! over here and

Pigeons! over there

Pigeons! in the muck and

Pigeons! in the bin

Pigeons! with a smirk and

Pigeons! with a grin

Wherever you go...

Pigeons! in the rain and

Pigeons! in the sun

Pigeons! being nasty

Pigeons! having fun

Pigeons! at the window

Pigeons! in the trees

Pigeons! with the lurgy

Pigeons! with d i s e a s e

Wherever you go...